Q.1
“Thank you, Lord, for my nail beds.”

Q.2
"I always speak my mind. And my mind thinks you're ugly."

Q.3
"She's a thug in a cocktail dress."

Q.4
"God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful."

Q.5
“Your blood type is pinot grigio.”

Q.6
"My husband is dying, I don't have time to figure out how many legs dogs have."

Q.7
"We are going to have prostitution lessons."

Q.8
"I don't want ANY drama tonight. So I'm going to confront her about it."

Q.9
“I call the shots in my life now, and I have good aim.”

Q.10
"I'm just hoping that this show will get my life together. My therapist says it's a terrible idea."

Q.11
"I've been just wandering the streets, just making friends, robbing liquor stories. Keeping busy."

Q.12
“I don’t care if you’re scrubbing a toilet. You can still bling it up.”

Q.13
"Do you think when I was planning Hulk and Linda Hogan's divorce party that we decided to go subtle?...Shakira was there. Because they are not animals."

Q.14
“I never throw the first punch, but I’m always a knockout."

Q.15
“I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I’m 98 percent real."

Q.16
"Nothing mellows us out like tequila."

Q.17
"“I like everything about the dead...cause they’re so quiet."

Q.18
“My tank is full, and I’m driving into my future."

Q.19
"And if that's not divine intervention, then I clearly don't know what that means."

Q.20
“I may be a princess, but I’m definitely not a drama queen."

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